Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
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Pregnancy Jokes
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Since I became pregnant...
Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.
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A. Yes, your bladder.
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How will I know if my vomiting...
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it`s the flu, you`ll get better.
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A. If it`s the flu, you`ll get better.
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When will my baby move?
Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/pregnancy-jokes
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
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